Meeti Purani
Stand Up Comedian and Master Chef
Upcoming Shows
NOVEMBER
Monday Nov 2 - 11:59 PMMacdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Friday Nov 6 - 11 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Sunday Nov 8 - 11:59 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY Monday Nov 9 - 7:30 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Saturday Nov 14 - 7:30 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Monday Nov 16 - 11:59 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Friday Nov 6 - 11 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Sunday Nov 8 - 11:59 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY Monday Nov 9 - 7:30 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Saturday Nov 14 - 7:30 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Monday Nov 16 - 11:59 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
OCTOBERWednesday Oct 28 - 8 PMZen Haus Cafe - Ridgewood, NJ
Thursday Oct 29 - 9:30 PM Grisly Pear Midtown- New York, NY
Saturday Oct 31 - 6 PM Twin Star Orchards- New Paltz, NY
Thursday Oct 29 - 9:30 PM Grisly Pear Midtown- New York, NY
Saturday Oct 31 - 6 PM Twin Star Orchards- New Paltz, NY
NOVEMBER
Thursday Nov 19 - 11:59 PMMacdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Saturday Nov 21 - 11 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Monday Nov 30 - 10 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY Monday Nov 30 - 11:59 PMMacdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Saturday Nov 21 - 11 PMUptown Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Monday Nov 30 - 10 PM Macdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY Monday Nov 30 - 11:59 PMMacdougal Grisly Pear - New York, NY
Ticket links are provided where available; if there's no link, assume the show is free! It might not be but, fuck it.
Grisly Pear show tickets are $20 and can be purchased online; those sales go directly to the venue. If you purchase them at the door through me, you help support me directly!
Grisly Pear show tickets are $20 and can be purchased online; those sales go directly to the venue. If you purchase them at the door through me, you help support me directly!

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Come to a show and be a part of the journey
I had my first stand-up set in November 2015 at Binghamton University's Stand-Up Comedy Club. I'd gone to a meeting or two in previous semesters, but when it was time to perform I got scared and ran away. When I finally did step on stage I had so much stage fright I whispered my whole set on how a one night stand is like eating a loaf of bread. I knew I'd found what I wanted to do.
After graduating in 2016, I put comedy on hold to focus on my career. I did some pretty cool things along the way (feel free to peruse my mf LinkedIn.) Even while building that career, I never let go of the idea that comedy was where I belonged. In January 2020, I committed to the craft, balancing open mics with my career in policy.
In 2022, I moved to New York City and decided to prioritize to standup comedy over my professional career. I wrote this set that became the foundation of my voice, and everything I've created since has grown from it. When I was laid off in 2025, I finally had the opportunity to devote myself to comedy full-time.
Yes it's true, I'm funny...
And, you should book me for your upcoming event, and let me make you laugh in person.
You don't even have to be hosting a comedy event. You could lure me in with false promises of stage time, and I will pay my own money to be there. Just click the link below and send me a stupid little email to make the $40 I spent on this website worth it.
You could also DM me on Instagram to inquire or, let's be real, I'll DM you.
You don't even have to be hosting a comedy event. You could lure me in with false promises of stage time, and I will pay my own money to be there. Just click the link below and send me a stupid little email to make the $40 I spent on this website worth it.
You could also DM me on Instagram to inquire or, let's be real, I'll DM you.
Also I cook

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Well, sort of but not really.
I Hate Cooking, and I made a whole show out of it.
I post a new episode every Monday! Check out my most recent recipe here!
I Hate Cooking, and I made a whole show out of it.
I post a new episode every Monday! Check out my most recent recipe here!
If you made it this far, do come see me perform!
I won't think it's weird, I promise!
I am so grateful to be continously booked and busy by hardworking producers who would love to have *your butt* in a seat at their show! You could just show up to most of these, actually you should.. get them while they're free. But I'll add ticket links where there is one!
I am so grateful to be continously booked and busy by hardworking producers who would love to have *your butt* in a seat at their show! You could just show up to most of these, actually you should.. get them while they're free. But I'll add ticket links where there is one!
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